Jokes and Humor

[backlash]

Sorry I got OT again.

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

Life imitating art?

 

[winds-of-change]

When I opened my Tupperware cabinet this morning I found the sock I lost in the dryer last week

Look in the dryer for that Tupperware lid.

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Pearl]

Look in the dryer for that Tupperware lid.

Then I'd have to put the laundry away that's in there. Don't want to interfere in my husband's hunt for clean socks mission. Hope you are feeling better!

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf. Moses goes first and hits the ball into a pond. So he goes up, parts the water, walks down in the gap, and hits the ball onto the green. Jesus hits his ball and it bounces on the pond, so he walks out on the water and hits it back on the green. The old man hits the ball, bounces it off a few trees, and the ball rolls over to the edge of the pond. Then, the ball gets eaten by a frog. Then the frog gets snatched by a hawk, and the hawk flies over the green. The frog spits the ball out, and it rolls into the cup. Moses looks at Jesus, and says, "I hate playing golf with your dad."

 

[dademoss]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[rusty]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

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Shirley you can
Who's Shirley? I'm Frank.

 

[angie_nrs]

Yes, indeed I have met this person.......a few times over.

 

[angie_nrs]