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Amish Heart said:
Ha Ha your aunt is a funny lady
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Yes she is and she got it honestly. He father was in hospice with less than two weeks to live. He hadn't taken two steps in years. He went from his chair, to the wheelchair, to the toilet, or his bed. One morning he poured his milk into a bowl and put it on the floor. When the nurse came in she asked why the milk was on the floor. "Oh, that's for the cat." The nurse rolled her eyes and left thinking him just another demented old man. He got up, carried the bowl into the bathroom, poured half of the milk out, and replaced the bowl where it had been. The next time the nurse came in she noticed the bowling and asked what had happened to the milk. "The cat ate it," replied Grandpa. He had the staff tearing the floor apart looking for that cat.
 
Pearl said:
I didn't think it was THAT bad!
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You haven't been to the one in my area :p. There are reasons I carry a .45 and that the "good" walmart, the one south of it requires a plate carrier.
 
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