Jokes and Humor

[Bacpacker]

Just outta curiosity, when y’all streak does the Ray Stevens “streak” song play?

Of Course it does

I'll never forget back in the early 70's was going to a Dr visit with my mom. Dr office was near the collage campus not too far from where I grew up. Anyway, right before we got there here comes this guy running down the road, nothing on but his shoes. I thought she was gonna loose her teeth! I was laughing so hard at her.

 

[Caribou]

I remember when streaking was in vogue. There were a few but it was still Alaska back then and the weather rather put her own restrictions on the practice.

 

[Pearl]

Can't believe I missed this! I'm not a streaker. The great body days are gone so I won't take it up as a new hobby!

 

[Haertig]

Can't believe I missed this! I'm not a streaker. The great body days are gone so I won't take it up as a new hobby!

If I were to go streaking now, I would be grabbed and committed to a mental institution.

 

[INresponse]

Just outta curiosity, when y’all streak does the Ray Stevens “streak” song play?

 

[Bacpacker]

If I were to go streaking now, I would be grabbed and committed to a mental institution.

I'd scare children and old ladies now. Everybody else would point and laugh

 

[Amish Heart]

I'm just not going to even talk about it.

 

[INresponse]

I'm just not going to even talk about it.

Like the old commercials used to say ......
"Inquiring minds want to know."

 

[Amish Heart]

Nope, you really don't. I'll agree with Bacpacker on this one.

 

[Magus]

I haven't been to a public pool or spa since 1998.

More of me to keep you warm ladies!

 

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Jim

 

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and before....

 

[backlash]

I had a microfiche in my car with service manuals for X-ray equipment. It was a full size model, not a portable model. I very rarely used it.

 

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[Magus]

CNN broke in with a special report..
Buh, dum, dum!
Yeah, THAT was the joke!

 

[Pearl]

CNN broke in with a special report..
Buh, dum, dum!
Yeah, THAT was the joke!

Comedy News Network

 

[The Lazy L]

The great body days are gone so…

The only way I’ll have a smoking hot body is when I’m cremated!

 

[kd4ulw]

I penned this a number of years ago when I had the flu.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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