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Think about the words to his song.



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I like that about the toothbrush. A number of years ago I ended up with my sisters in a hotel room overnight after a funeral. The first one that fell asleep got written all over with a permanent marker. That was me at 4:00 a.m. Trying to scrub it off my face without any cream or rubbing alcohol was not fun. We had to meet family for a breakfast at a restaurant in the morning.
Last spring saw all of us together again and the marker was brought up. I thought I told them that while in the bathroom, I swished all of their toothbrushes in the hotel toilet. I guess I forgot. But they know now.
 
Amish Heart said:
I like that about the toothbrush. A number of years ago I ended up with my sisters in a hotel room overnight after a funeral. The first one that fell asleep got written all over with a permanent marker. That was me at 4:00 a.m. Trying to scrub it off my face without any cream or rubbing alcohol was not fun. We had to meet family for a breakfast at a restaurant in the morning.
Last spring saw all of us together again and the marker was brought up. I thought I told them that while in the bathroom, I swished all of their toothbrushes in the hotel toilet. I guess I forgot. But they know now.
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Hilarious! I bet the looks on their faces were worth it all!
 
Woody said:
TED talks: Having fun with email scammers.

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Hilarious video, Woody!
Have you met people that are that tenacious about getting what they want? I have! Former students! In the one on one thing, it didn't take them long to learn that what I said is what I meant and trying to get me to change my mind did not play out in their favor. It might result in them having to write about what they asked, what I replied, and what I meant and that that was what was going to be. Having to write about expectations was a cure for many undesirable behaviors.
 
here once was a Native American who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,

Onestone finally cracked and said,'

If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,

'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day,

Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until

A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,

Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

Then he made love to her all day,

Made love to her all night,

Made love to her all the next day,

Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ??? . . . . . . . .

You can't kill Two Birds With OneStone!!!
 
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