Jim
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There is technique to avoid that problem.
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Fill cup with cookies
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Add milk
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Fish out the cookies with a spoon
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Yes, but he probably walked away and he can buy a new truck. Dead guys can't buy new trucks.
Must have not been a D9 cat.
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Three Scottish ladies are walking home at night and find a Scotsman passed out under a wagon. His upper body is under the wagon and they can't see who he is. However, they would like to help him get home.
The first woman looks under his kilt and says, "It's not my husband."
The second woman looks under his kilt and says, "It's not my husband."
The third woman looks under his kilt and says, "Why he's not even from our village!"
The first woman looks under his kilt and says, "It's not my husband."
The second woman looks under his kilt and says, "It's not my husband."
The third woman looks under his kilt and says, "Why he's not even from our village!"
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Since I will be going on Medicare soon, I finally got the official 'book' from the government.
Going to read the whole thing:
Got some good news in it. If I can no longer speak, I will still be able to talk:
Going to read the whole thing:
Got some good news in it. If I can no longer speak, I will still be able to talk
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I got 5 years, so I did not know,Thanks.Since I will be going on Medicare soon, I finally got the official 'book' from the government.
Going to read the whole thing:
View attachment 60392
Got some good news in it. If I can no longer speak, I will still be able to talk
View attachment 60393
DW will be my voice.
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i love this place, lol always makes my day better
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After Adam and Eve arrived in Eden, he stayed out late a few nights wandering the garden.
Eve became suspicious.
“Are you running around with another woman?” Eve fired off.
“What other woman?” Adam exclaimed “ You’re it!”
That night, Adam was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.
“What are you doing?”
“Counting your ribs.”
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After Adam and Eve arrived in Eden, he stayed out late a few nights wandering the garden.
Eve became suspicious.
“Are you running around with another woman?” Eve fired off.
“What other woman?” Adam exclaimed “ You’re it!”
That night, Adam was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.
“What are you doing?”
“Counting your ribs.”
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