I'm too full, lolwhut.....you dont like the 3 stooges? or may be its 4 stooges now. lololol
sorry about the ice cream, have another one on me.
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She made beer come out of my noseDang jazzy, I was eating an ice cream sandwich!! You almost ruined it!!
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She made beer come out of my nose
here ya go--i owe ya
all spike proteins have been removed. i promise. trust the science.
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The variation at my house goes,Showed Hubby that one!!
AND I WILL USE IT CONSTANTLY!!
Wife, "Are you crazy?"
Me, "I married you."
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ooch. check and mate as zed says! love this one.
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i sure do miss the south. sigh. i love this guy he is a hoot.
video about 3.5 min
video about 3.5 min
Southern Math is Tricky
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Is it too soon to tell an Easter joke? We are only a couple of weeks away, right?
A Pastor was performing an Easter service. When it came time for his sermon, he invited all the children to come up and sit around him in a circle.
With the children all seated the Pastor said. "Easter is the celebration of Jesus' resurrection. Who can tell me about the Resurrection?" This children all looked at him with blank faces, until one little boy lit up and ecitedly raised his hand. The Pastor recognized him and asked "Tell me what you know about the Resurrection?"
The little boy replied "I know if you have one for more than four hours you should call the doctor,"
It took the congregation thirty minutes to stop laughing.
A Pastor was performing an Easter service. When it came time for his sermon, he invited all the children to come up and sit around him in a circle.
With the children all seated the Pastor said. "Easter is the celebration of Jesus' resurrection. Who can tell me about the Resurrection?" This children all looked at him with blank faces, until one little boy lit up and ecitedly raised his hand. The Pastor recognized him and asked "Tell me what you know about the Resurrection?"
The little boy replied "I know if you have one for more than four hours you should call the doctor,"
It took the congregation thirty minutes to stop laughing.
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I crave a hangover cure right now!
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eww. id back away slowly and pray he aint a jumper. or hungrey
