I have no friends. I have family and I had coworkers but the only friend I really had betrayed me and I haven't seen or spoken to him since.
I couldn't even name a person I went to school with. We moved so much I never had a chance to make long-lasting friends.
If it weren't for my wife I would probably be a hermit living in a cave far away from other people.
There's a statistical probability you went to school with a fellow named "John". He's in here somewhere. Or, I could be wrong.
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