A few pics of the "pot burrito" batch I made today, the mix is tastier than it looks, lol. Once the fresh onions, Jalapenos and vine-ripened tomatoes were about done, I dumped at least an ounce of shake or leaf atop the veggies, then dumped a large bowl of chicken chunks atop the weed and stirred it all together before letting it simmer a little while longer. I usually cook the chicken separately, then chunk it up with a knife and dump it into the mix to simmer, aye? I never overcook my burrito mix, I like my veggies to have flavor & texture, so I don't boil 'em down into paste, lol. Same goes for the chicken, I like it to just barely be done when it enters the mix, it'll finish cooking as the mix simmers on the range.
I don't normally use the 'El Yucateco' sauces in the mix, I drizzle 'em atop the guacamole & sour cream as a garnish, but I added some of each flavor to the mix to help mask the weed, lol. A little fresh cilantro helped too, we have that in our local grocery stores. Anyway, the mix turned out well, I wolfed that burrito down in record speed, lol. After I cleaned all the dishes, I went into my bathroom to brush my teeth, and I found myself laughing out loud over a funny thought... do y'all remember those Foster's Lager ads on TV years ago? The one-word ads like "KEEPER!" and "SALAD!" Lol... for some reason (probably the dope), I flashed back to the salad ad, since I dumped all that weed into the mix.
I didn't even bother to clean it further, so there were leaf stems and other "lumber" in there, but I figured, meh, it'll add fiber! Roughage! And I let it simmer for a few moments so I wasn't chewing on sticks, lol. There was actually some broken-down bud in that bag as well, and that was good chronic, so I definitely felt better 20-30 minutes after macking the burrito plate. My foot feels great right now, I'm ready to run a marathon, lol... well, maybe not a marathon, more like walking to ye olde rack to lie down and read a good book, 10-4? I'm perfectly satisfied with the experiment, and now that pesky bag of weed is gone... got one more sack o' leaf for "pot lasagna" later, but it'll keep, lol.
I just demolished that burrito, lol... it was pretty good. I messed up and didn't take a shot of the heap of melted shredded cheese atop the tortilla... probably distracted by a cat, lol. But rest assured, I put PLENTY of that shredded 'Mexican' cheese on there, then dumped heaps of the burrito mix atop the cheese... those tortillas are nice and fresh too, I like my flour tortillas to be soft and pliable. My folding job wasn't 100% this time around, but it worked! Too much filler, I reckon... that's why I always put the guac & sour cream outside, on top of the burrito, rather than inside. These burritos are eaten with fork, knife & spoon, otherwise they'd be too messy... but boy, are they DELICIOUS! Lol. I'm off to read, CHEERS!
P.S. Later, when I'm hungry again, I'll do it all over and mack another "pot burrito"---got enough mix left to mack burritos for days on end, lol. That first burrito is certainly making my foot feel better... must be that "medical marijuana!"
, BOOO!! So it's grilled cheese night!
