I like horses, but my ex had horses and she cured me of ever wanting to own another one. I wouldn't mind having a good old quarter horse mare or gelding that is tore-up-from-the-floor-up broke. I mean, like you could shoot off a roman candle underneath it and it wouldn't flick an ear, broke. And broke to drive too, so I could hitch up a little two wheeler behind it and go for a nice lazy Sunday drive. But with the price of hay and vet bills, it's about as cheap to buy a four wheeler as it is to keep a horse, and it's a lot less work...