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I was hospitalized recently and the nurse asked if I pooped today. I said sure did, 5 a.m. did you need to set your watch? Seriously I call it my biological clock.
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Yours doesn't??
Not quite, the smoker would have had her oxygen bottle beside her.
My friend has an app on her phone. You whistle and it whistles back. She had one that responded to claps but tv shows and such kept setting it off.
Wow is that ever true ... it should be in wise sayings
It just hurts my head to look at it
Are we going to name those Hurricane Jerry Garcia?
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There was one of those that really screwed up a buddies Remington 700 BDL 7mm Mag.
He cold blued it over the factory bluing and he shellacked the stock right over the factory finish.
It was a real mess. I bought the gun from my buddy and took it to a real gunsmith. She stripped everything off and refinished it correctly. Cost me $100 for the gun and another $150 for the gunsmith.
That was 45 years ago and I still have it even tho I don't hunt any more.
That woman is still doing gunsmith work and is even better than she used to be when she was in her early 20s.
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Looks like some of both to me.
I wore a tie dyed shirt once on vacation at a beach. Wife said she could see me from a mile away. LOL
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