Jokes and Humor

[snappy1]

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In my head or out loud?

 

[Sparky_D]

How can you forget the date/day your wife made you dress up & be nice to everyone!

You mean last Sunday for Church?

I kid, I kid, lol

 

[Cnsper]

How can you forget the date/day your wife made you dress up & be nice to everyone!

Only forgot my anniversary one time. Didn't get in trouble because she forgot that year too.

 

[bkt]

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With all that's going on, it's a challenge to go 24 minutes without cursing.

 

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[Mr.Meer]

 

[masterspark]

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[phideaux]

Jim

 

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[dademoss]

 

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Jim

 

[SheepDog]

24 hours without cursing? I can't remember the last time I cursed...

 

[joel]

I got two Cross ties for a lady & her 18 year old son was surpraised when I used a four letter word.
I do not remember saying it, but DW said she heard me.

 

[phideaux]

Wife said I said
"S H iiiiii TTT" very loud when they did the cardio-vert (shocked) me in ER.

Jim
oh well , I was outta my head.

 

[SheepDog]

Not even when I tried to catch a 600 pound tire and got a triple hernia. I stood there with a face that got real pale and then went to the doctor.

 

[dademoss]

 

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