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[Fundy]

What to do during quarantine...

 

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[Fundy]

My wife would leave me for one of these...

 

[Peanut]

MINAS TIRITH—Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.

The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.

"Everything is very calm, very peaceful here," said a reporter from Gondor News Network. "It's very tranquil." Just then, an Oliphaunt charged right at him and flattened him into lembas bread.

Gondor's government was criticized for "police brutality" when, after a long period of inaction, Rohan's armies finally charged in to break things up.

The folks at the Bee...

https://babylonbee.com/news/orcs-march-on-minas-tirith-in-mostly-peaceful-protest

 

[Sparky_D]

Still useful as a shovel for ice cream and cake, so I'd call that a fail.

Need one of these:

 

[phideaux]

Do not let them take your temperature going into the store!

It's a scam! They're erasing your memory.
I went for bread and eggs and came home with Blue Bell Ice Cream and Snickers.

Jim

 

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