It is actually a pretty fair pizza.
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Its not really a bad lifestyle if you think about it. All of us ' homeowners ' are 3 rental payments to the tax man of being homeless.
I have a little gypsy in me so I could deal with it if I had to . Hubby not so much.
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Anytime of the day for me. I like chocolate.
If not, you can probably shoot it too!
We did for a little over 10 years! We traveled north and south with the weather, but stayed in place for several months at a time and worked in the area. Boy what an inexpensive way to live and see the Country! Very minimalistic! Don't have as much and don't have to work as much. We loved it and if we hadn't done it in our 40's and 50's, it wouldn't be an option now with DH's disabilities.
I've seen that there is a huge number of seniors that live in travel trailers or something akin. Plenty of them full time and just follow the weather!
I lived in a 21 foot airstream on and off for over 25 years.
From Corpus Christy to Iowa to Colorado to Arizona. Winter, heat, rain, you name it.
I can adapt to anything.
From Corpus Christy to Iowa to Colorado to Arizona. Winter, heat, rain, you name it.
I can adapt to anything.
Never been there but I hear it's good
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An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks.. like I said my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks... so how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? You said he was 25 pounds the day he was born.
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks.. like I said my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks... so how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? You said he was 25 pounds the day he was born.
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
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The he sits in his boat and drinks beer all day.
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That's about how bad our wind has been lately, Granny.
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That's about how bad our wind has been lately, Granny.
Superheroes having to do community service for destroying a building while fighting crime and saving the world from the Legion of Doom.
Sad, sad day.
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I know this is no one here!
They screwed up and visited us in the spring. Fall is much better.
Better toss that from around a corner. Just to be safe....
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More than 20 years ago, I remember when some schools on the east coast had had so many snow days that the school year extended to July. It could be happening again this year.
