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Quantum said:
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I believe I've eaten there!
 
VThillman said:
Ah yes, the pursed lips, the determined focus (so the camera doesn't wobble). Unfortunately, the beard (to conceal the double chin) is not available.
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1)
You know your beard is getting long when it gets caught in your case when you put your smart phone in its case.

2)
I had to teach my son when he was young and was trying to get my attention that;

"My beard is not a handle for my face."

Ben
 
Meerkat said:
I like Lea *Perrins but hubby likes A1.Only problem is we have more sauce than steaks
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At a fancy restraunt the waiter gave me a funny look when I asked for A1 implying the steak did not need steak sauce. I told him;

I like steak with my steak sauce.

Ben
 
Neb said:
At a fancy restraunt the waiter gave me a funny look when I asked for A1 implying the steak did not need steak sauce. I told him;

I like steak with my steak sauce.

Ben
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You sound like hubby he likes his A1 with hiss steaks. It is funny how I always likedmy steaks well done couldn't stand to see blood in my meat.Then I went to work on assembly line and looked like a female bodybuilder.I started ordering my steaks rare and made my girl friends sick seing the steak floating in blood. That always puzzled me that I actually craved the blood. :ghostly:
 
I turned 60 on 12/10/2020.
I had a party at my sons house, we had steak & chicken.
We had A1 & 57, no Worcestershire sauce, I like it, but did not use any sauce on my steak.
It was perfect right off the grill, bake white & sweet potatoes, Asparagus, greenbeans, salad,upside down cake with cherries & pineapple slices.
 
joel said:
I turned 60 on 12/10/2020.
I had a party at my sons house, we had steak & chicken.
We had A1 & 57, no Worcestershire sauce, I like it, but did not use any sauce on my steak.
It was perfect right off the grill, bake white & sweet potatoes, Asparagus, greenbeans, salad,upside down cake with cherries & pineapple slices.
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Sounds like a great day and feast. :thumbs:
 
Meerkat said:
You sound like hubby he likes his A1 with hiss steaks. It is funny how I always likedmy steaks well done couldn't stand to see blood in my meat.Then I went to work on assembly line and looked like a female bodybuilder.I started ordering my steaks rare and made my girl friends sick seing the steak floating in blood. That always puzzled me that I actually craved the blood. :ghostly:
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I grew up poor and never tasted it until I was in the Navy. The young officer that ran the mess hall thought the budget for the quarter was for a month. We ate really good that month. I would go back for seconds and thirds.

Later I learned that liver was good if cooked properly.

Ben
 
Meerkat said:
You sound like hubby he likes his A1 with hiss steaks. It is funny how I always likedmy steaks well done couldn't stand to see blood in my meat.Then I went to work on assembly line and looked like a female bodybuilder.I started ordering my steaks rare and made my girl friends sick seing the steak floating in blood. That always puzzled me that I actually craved the blood. :ghostly:
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My father taught us we could eat raw ground meat and I would eat my steaks rare but after doing a study of the word "blood" and found the story about the quail and the phrase "the life is in the blood" .

So just enough cooking for the fluid to run clear is fine with me.

Ben
 
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