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I luv signs... one of my favorite things in life. On a long trip I'll sometimes pull off the interstate just to drive through a small town and read the signs.

This was from last year where my dad was in the hospital... The 2nd at the VA hospital in Birmingham.

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Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I think I will move out west and buy me one of them there solar farms, never seen one but I would like to try my luck at growing them there SOLARS. While I'm at it I think I would buy a dozen head of those organic Chocolate Milk Cows, don't know which breed. I hear that them Hershey's are good but others swear by Nestle's, maybe some of them European Chocolate COWS?
 
UrbanHunter said:
Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I think I will move out west and buy me one of them there solar farms, never seen one but I would like to try my luck at growing them there SOLARS. While I'm at it I think I would buy a dozen head of those organic Chocolate Milk Cows, don't know which breed. I hear that them Hershey's are good but others swear by Nestle's, maybe some of them European Chocolate COWS?
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UrbanHunter said:
Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I think I will move out west and buy me one of them there solar farms, never seen one but I would like to try my luck at growing them there SOLARS. While I'm at it I think I would buy a dozen head of those organic Chocolate Milk Cows, don't know which breed. I hear that them Hershey's are good but others swear by Nestle's, maybe some of them European Chocolate COWS?
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You have to buy cows that don't give off harmful gas remember!
 
UrbanHunter said:
Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?
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I would buy a new pair of leather glove & some more garden bed liners.
 
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