Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[LadyLocust]

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For the record, that's a red cow (strawberry milk?)

 

[Neb]

For the record, that's a red cow (strawberry milk?)

I have been told to never argue with a woman about color so will ask...

I thought the was an active search for a red heifer to be used in preparation for the third temple.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_heifer
Ben

 

[LadyLocust]

I have been told to never argue with a woman about color so will ask...

I thought the was an active search for a red heifer to be used in preparation for the third temple.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_heifer
Ben

Interesting. I grew up with some folks of the last name Redheifer. I never knew it was biblical.

 

[Peanut]

I still think roads should be named after the contrator who built it, with signs posted of his address and phone number...

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Caribou]

 

[Caribou]

 

[angie_nrs]

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Um, Peanut.....you might be sharing too much information.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Caribou]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Terri9630]

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We had a 2nd grade teacher telling her students this at the fair one year. She actually called me a liar when I said that all cows and goats give white milk!

 

[joel]

Never owned a black cow or milked one & I knew they all give white milk & off white/yellow cream. How can anyone be so...........................................?

 

[Bacpacker]

Never owned a black cow or milked one & I knew they all give white milk & off white/yellow cream. How can anyone be so...........................................?

City slickers with ZERO common sense

 

[LadyLocust]

When I was in kindergarten, they tried to correct me when I colored the yolk of an egg orange. They said yolks were yellow. I said not from our chickens. Same sorta ignorance.

 

[Supervisor42]

City slickers with ZERO common sense

Yeah, it didn't take us country-kids very long to realize that 'Sweetbread' wasn't that sweet, and it wasn't bread either .

 

[backlash]

I know we all have a hard time believing how ignorant some city people are but it's true. There are people that have never been out of the big city, never been on a farm or ranch, and have no idea about where their food comes from.
I went to a training class with a guy from Chicago that had never been out of the city. He was amazed to see the countryside in Connecticut.

 

[Peanut]

Hey @Supervisor42 Biden is plagiarizing again...

 

[Neb]

Hey @Supervisor42 Biden is plagiarizing again...

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Trivia time!

In "The Wizard of Oz" movie the Whirlyswirly special effect was a a nylon stocking.

Ben

 

[Neb]

Most of the times I have called The Princess have been to try and help her find her phone.

I have asked her to make this my ring tone on her phone.



Ben

 

[dademoss]

I know we all have a hard time believing how ignorant some city people are but it's true. There are people that have never been out of the big city, never been on a farm or ranch, and have no idea about where their food comes from.
I went to a training class with a guy from Chicago that had never been out of the city. He was amazed to see the countryside in Connecticut.

I ordered a pizza delivery a few months ago, the delivery guy was shocked to learned that the plants in my front yard were Strawberries, and that's what they looked like when they were growing.

Had the same thing with Raspberries from people walking their dogs. Trimming canes or picking, I get asked "what are those?" Raspberries, help yourself, and they walk away really fast . My raspberries chose to relocate along the front fence line.