Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Caribou]

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Brilliant! I'll start looking for a fly to store for the next time I shoot a hole through the window.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[jazzy]

Never had that, but I get alot of weird sun tan marks.

huh. i wonder if that means you gots fauci pox?
got any strange rashes? fever? overwhelming desire to smack a democrat?

your issues may resolve on their own but if not and you stsart dreaming about anthony fauci, give me a call. immediately. thats a danger sign. ill come over with my faucet-ber-gone tools and a bottle of wine.

anything for a girlfriend.

 

[Magus]

I don't know who the muscle guy is, but he can take a rubber bullet!
(14) Creating the Worst LESS LETHAL SHOTGUN Injuries of all Time (ft. Kentucky Ballistics) - YouTube

Stupid should be painful.

 

[Morgan101]

Here you go, Magus. An incident where stupid is painful.

Lion Bites Off Zoo Attendant's Finger in Horrifying Video (msn.com)

 

[Pearl]

Here you go, Magus. An incident where stupid is painful.

Lion Bites Off Zoo Attendant's Finger in Horrifying Video (msn.com)

He kinda asked for it. Don't stick your fingers in the lion cage, duh!!

 

[Pearl]

huh. i wonder if that means you gots fauci pox?
got any strange rashes? fever? overwhelming desire to smack a democrat?

your issues may resolve on their own but if not and you stsart dreaming about anthony fauci, give me a call. immediately. thats a danger sign. ill come over with my faucet-ber-gone tools and a bottle of wine.

anything for a girlfriend.

Bring the wine, and YUCK, hope I never have a Fauci dream!! Don't want to smack a democrat, I might get monkeypox on me! I get a mix of a farmer's tan, swimsuit of the day tan (different strap marks), and float tan! Love my lounge floats so the back of my legs are a lot less tan than the front!

 

[Morgan101]

He kinda asked for it. Don't stick your fingers in the lion cage, duh!!

Living proof that you can't fix stupid.

 

[Pearl]

Living proof that you can't fix stupid.

Seems to be contagious

 

[Haertig]

Whadaya bet that Mensa's name was Androcles.

 

[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

I'm not even from the Aps, but this is sooo me.

 

[Caribou]

Here you go, Magus. An incident where stupid is painful.

Lion Bites Off Zoo Attendant's Finger in Horrifying Video (msn.com)

Puts a whole new meaning to the term, "finger food."

 

[LadyLocust]

@Acdoctor Thought you'd appreciate this one - next time someone complains you could share this

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[joel]

Here you go, Magus. An incident where stupid is painful.

Lion Bites Off Zoo Attendant's Finger in Horrifying Video (msn.com)

Polar Bear did that here, in Columbia S.C.

 

[Caribou]

Polar Bear did that here, in Columbia S.C.

Polar bear mauled a woman here at the Anchorage Zoo. She crawled over one fence and the bear reached through the last fence and got her good. I saw her on late night TV talk show (Letterman?) snd the dumb ***** still didn't think it was her fault.

 

[Morgan101]

Polar bear mauled a woman here at the Anchorage Zoo. She crawled over one fence and the bear reached through the last fence and got her good. I saw her on late night TV talk show (Letterman?) snd the dumb ***** still didn't think it was her fault.

Now that is a special kind of stupid. Do you think they put up two fences to protect the bears? How do people that stupid remember to breathe?

 

[joel]

Now that is a special kind of stupid. Do you think they put up two fences to protect the bears? How do people that stupid remember to breathe?

The guy in South Carolina Zoo lend on the fence putting his fingers though the fence & the bear moved up & took a finger. This happen forty or so years ago.
With his training he knew better.