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Ya got a website or a number I can call? Asking for a friend.
I need to find my local group.
I'm still waiting for a good time to call them......today is not a good time.
Which reminds me that I really need to copy the Christmas video I shot from the SD card in my camera to my PC.
Anytime I think I procrastinate, I go out at night and look at the house on the next street and see that they still have their Christmas lights up.
At least I got ours down in January.
My wife has Christmas lights in the living room ALL year. They're a pain to put up and take down so it's easier to just leave them. They are NOT turned on except in December.
We use a lot of candles on our mantle and around at Christmas. We like them so much we just kept them out when we put everything else up.
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as someone who used to run a bar i can verify the accuracy of this
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i would be too. at least she believes in fair advertising
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Can I order that mug here!!??? T-shirt, banner??
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Can I order that mug here!!??? T-shirt, banner??
amazon --- $11.99 mug. ive already got my Christmas list ready
https://www.amazon.com/Ceramic-Coff...++if+a+man+says+he+will+fix+it,aps,249&sr=8-2
Back in my wilder days I had them strung all over the living room.
I kind of miss them.
Don't tell me what you got me for Christmas!!
Maybe I'll forget by then and be surprised!!
Can't believe I'm posting this, but....... We have blue Christmas lights strung around the ceiling in the den! Nice when the lights are out and watching a movie. We rarely are in the house during the warm/hot weather so they don't get used much!!
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In a ‘manufactured home’ community I lived in, Christmas lights stayed up all year. It made it easy to spot who was having a party. Easier than sending an invite out to everyone. If the lights are on, stop on in and say howdy!
“Bob is fixin’ to turn the lights on Saturday night!”
“Bob is fixin’ to turn the lights on Saturday night!”
Get a disco ball! Just the thing for an evening with some pink Floyd and a bong full of perfectly legal tobacco and wine.
We loved our new small Christmas tree so much we leave it up all year. I just change the ornaments each season, currently it has little pastel easter eggs. This weekend I'll change them to red, white and blue stars. 
We had a nightlight in that room that changed colors but the dog didn't like it!! Out it went!
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Too late now but most of those night lights have an option to stay on one color. There's a button you push or something. (Mrs. Zoom knows better than I on how to do it).
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NOT FUNNY!
My kind of lady grabs a SPAS-12 from under the bed and says:
"I got this, go back to sleep!"
"I got this, go back to sleep!"
