Jokes and Humor

zoomzoom · Oct 22, 2020

zoomzoom · Oct 22, 2020

dademoss · Oct 22, 2020

backlash · Oct 22, 2020

dademoss said:
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Why is there a burnt to ashes setting on toasters? Nobody could eat that.
Our new toaster oven/ air fryer/broiler makes great toast. It actually counts down the time left to cook so you can adjust for the correct color of toast.

Cnsper · Oct 22, 2020

What happened to the terrorist that injected a goat with human DNA?

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

Almost there......

Punch line in next post!!!!

Cnsper · Oct 22, 2020

He was banned from the petting zoo!

Cascadian · Oct 22, 2020

I googled taliban goat gangbang once, even in NVG green you can never unsee that.

angie_nrs · Oct 22, 2020

Cascadian said:
I googled taliban goat gangbang once, even in NVG green you can never unsee that.

One question.......why? Why would you google that? Lemme guess.....was alcohol involved?drink buddy

Supervisor42 · Oct 22, 2020

angie_nrs said:
One question.......why? Why would you google that? Lemme guess.....was alcohol involved?drink buddy

No, the disbelief in our own soldiers referring to them as 'goat ***kers', that must be some kind of racial slur, right?
Nope. It is real.
And he is right. You cannot unsee that.