Common grammatical errors

[Patchouli]

I can't like that @Peanut . That is making me laugh but it's disgusting.

 

[gumpy]

I have to agree completely. I don't allow my sons or grand kids to use Internet shorthand with me. It does help I don't do text on the phone either. Phones are for conversations, word processors (computers, tablets, laptops, etc. ) are for text. Yeah, I am an old f**t. Such is life, sue me.

When I used to get texts like that I told my daughter I only speak English!

To the best of my knowledge I have I one semi auto weapon that takes a clip, it's a M1 Garand. Everything else takes a magazine

My Steyer/Manlicher and Turkish Mauser took a clip. Everything else was a magazine!

My usual response is "Doin' fair for a poor man"



My all time favorite is...

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Hahahahaaahaha! Thanks Mon, I needed that!

 

[TMT Tactical]

@Peanut : Yeah, that begs for better spelling OR better TP and more showers. Either way, it needs fixing.

 

[Peanut]

Hahahahaaahaha! Thanks Mon, I needed that!

“To Cologne or not to Colon” That is the question! This twitter post popped up on FB a few years ago… I blew tea out my nose…despite what @Patchouli says... it's funny...

 

[Cnsper]

What irks me is a three page post and all one paragraph. My eyes start to cross about line 6. I know it is not a grammatical error but good God people need to use the enter key once in awhile.

 

[Country Living]

What ever happened to the old fashioned in-class every Friday morning spelling bee? You had a list of words in the spelling book you had to memorize for spelling and context and every Friday morning we stood in the front of the class for a spelling bee. Once we went through the words for that week, we went back a few weeks. Fourth Grade. Carrizo Springs, Texas. Clay Carpenter was my spelling bee nemesis. We battled all fourth grade. He broke out in a wide grin whenever I got the word "biscuit" because I always spelled it Bisquick. To this day I have to carefully think about how to spell it before I write it. Darn that Clay Carpenter!

When the grands were here several years ago we had a morning spelling challenge. They opened the dictionary to a page and, with closed eyes, put their finger on a word. They had to pronounce the word correctly, read the definition, give me an example in a sentence, and wait for me to spell it. If I spelled it right (usually), then it was my turn at the dictionary. We only did a few words each morning; but, they increased their language skills. Until they learned text-typing.

 

[OldCootHillbilly]

All yall gona have a field day with my posts ain't ya.

 

[The Lazy L]

Oh, I hate it when people say, "Able to sit up and take nourishment". Sounds like you're on your deathbed or something.

In that case my answer would be, "Home sick in bed"

 

[Meerkat]

Of course there are, but the topic here is Grammar. Feel free to address other fish in other threads. If you don't care for the thread topic, don't participate.

Mellow out Dade.. Instead of a thorn I'll just give you the rose, hope your day gets better.

 

[Meerkat]

All yall gona have a field day with my posts ain't ya.

Yep! But only once.

 

[The Lazy L]

If you want a example of a guy that don't know nothing about grammar read one of Lazy L's stories in the Library!!!!!

 

[TMT Tactical]

If you want a example of a guy that don't know nothing about grammar read one of Lazy L's stories in the Library!!!!!

Grammar - smamar, those stories sure worked for me. I love them.

 

[Country Living]

There's a store in town called the "Sammich Shop". I won't even go in the door because it's just another example of the dumbing down of America. I don't think it's cute at all.

 

[Terri9630]

All yall gona have a field day with my posts ain't ya.

Yep, but we love your grammar.