Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[GrannyG]

 

[Supervisor42]

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That one should have the following title:
"70 in a 55 zone. That will cost you $250!"

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You have to have been in the cattle business to get that one.
Got 'bumped'?

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

this is soooooo true

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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OK, will do!

 

[SoJer]

Lolz

jd

 

[Caribou]

 

[Pearl]

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Well, ok then!!

 

[Cascadian]

Lord I am so bored going on week 2 of being laid up with foot surgery. We were going to town for pizza and I told my wife since it was a special occasion and all I was going to "let" her drive the Tacoma. Well, she only flipped out for about 30 seconds before I started laughing and she realized I was messing with her. My sides still hurt. Imagine if the tasmanian devil was a sailor.

 

[LadyLocust]

Lord I am so bored going on week 2 of being laid up with foot surgery. We were going to town for pizza and I told my wife since it was a special occasion and all I was going to "let" her drive the Tacoma. Well, she only flipped out for about 30 seconds before I started laughing and she realized I was messing with her. My sides still hurt. Imagine if the tasmanian devil was a sailor.

You're cruel.

 

[backlash]

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I would love to have one of those.

 

[Peanut]

This is something I would do!!!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Bluetick21]

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I tryed that once... barely made it to the mail box

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

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that is one of the alien transports from the moth4rship. they are recharging with one of their ports they set up around the woprld. youve spotted them before they were ready to reveal themselves to mankind..

they will be looking for you
you must immediately cover your house with layers of tin foil and surround yourself with several fire extinguishers.
they are deathly afraid of white foam
dont ask me how i know this

 

[dademoss]

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the Letter Carrier likes Totinos Pizza rolls . Takes way longer to cook em on the manifold like the old days.

Kinda surprised nobody is using the other outlet to charge their phone.

 

[bkt]

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Yeah, so if my wife were having that sale, all my Dewalt tools and firearms would go for $10.00 each because that would hurt the most.

 

[VThillman]

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Hey hey! Us Depends wearers ain't all bad.