Jokes and Humor

[CrackbottomLouis]

 

[BBQJoe]

Going though my old PB account that I dl'd and stored, I found this. This was originally placed in our now defunct dollar saver.
Now here's a man with a plan!!!

I wonder if he's single, or this ad applies to women only.

 

[Resto]

 

[EasyCZ_tfa]

 

[zoomzoom]

So, when Sentry18 goes out on a call, this is what happens at his desk. The cleaning crew.

 

[zoomzoom]

 

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[Weedygarden]

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How Smart is that car? Is it a Smart Car?

 

[Caribou]

How Smart is that car? Is it a Smart Car?

As I recall it is an electric car. They had to put it in solar orbit so it would be close enough to the sun to stay charged.

 

[Ten ese]

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Good idea.

 

[Geezer]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[backlash]

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I would move.

 

[Sentry18]

I would move.

You have to move, otherwise you freeze.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Can’t be Canada there is no tractor on the roof

 

[The Innkeeper]

I would move.

you’d move
Because of a light snowfall?

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Supervisor42]

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Hopefully they will get a break in the weather

Meanwhile in smalltown LA, Mardi Gras is in full swing:

You think they had to duck?

Where's the safety ninnies when you need them?

(of course a good time was had by all because these people actually have a brain).

 

[msharley]

 

[msharley]

 

[msharley]

 

[backlash]

you’d move
Because of a light snowfall?

Light in Canada maybe.
But where I live we didn't get 2" of snow all winter.
Last year was a different story.
We had 2 feet or more on the ground for a couple of months.
I even bought a snow blower and I didn't think I would ever need one of those.
My Uncle lives in Fairbanks AK and he said when he retired he was going to tie a snow shovel to the front of his motor home and drive south until someone ask him what it was.

 

[The Innkeeper]

Light in Canada maybe.
But where I live we didn't get 2" of snow all winter.
Last year was a different story.
We had 2 feet or more on the ground for a couple of months.
I even bought a snow blower and I didn't think I would ever need one of those.
My Uncle lives in Fairbanks AK and he said when he retired he was going to tie a snow shovel to the front of his motor home and drive south until someone ask him what it was.

a little snow helps appreciate the fullness of the seasons

 

[TMT Tactical]

a little snow helps appreciate the fullness of the seasons

I appreciate my seasons --- Winter it drops down into the 30's. Spring highs into the 80's. Summer high's onto 120's. Fall down into the 60's. See four seasons and not a snow flake to be seen.

Now those are the our season to appreciate.

 

[The Innkeeper]

TE="TMT Tactical, post: 31537, member: 46"]I appreciate my seasons --- Winter it drops down into the 30's. Spring highs into the 80's. Summer high's onto 120's. Fall down into the 60's. See four seasons and not a snow flake to be seen.

Now those are the our season to appreciate.[/QUOTE]

No snowmen, no ice fishing, no frozen waterfalls, no cross country skiing or snowshoeing, no snowmobiling ..


No vehicles frozen solid, no frostbite, I guess it’s all a trade off

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants don't you?

He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

[BBQJoe]

She said...Why don't you take out the garbage?
He said....Why? You cooked it!

 

[Sentry18]